Below are a selection of published articles written by Rachael Millanta. Further samples are available upon request — please reach out via the CONTACT tab above.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

I Hope You Like Carrying Your Coat Because I’ve Transformed My Entryway Closet Into A Cozy Reading Nook

Published April 28, 2021

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Slackjaw Humor:

I Am Your Post-COVID Backpacking Trip to Europe, And I Am Not Going To ‘Fix You’

Published August 31, 2021

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You Can Keep The House, But I’m Taking Your Mom

Published March 11, 2021

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If You Don’t Get That Animatronic Santa Off Your Roof, I Will Burn Your Fucking House Down

Published December 20, 2020

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Points In Case:

I Am Your House, And Renovating Me Again Won't Fix You

Published April 16, 2021

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I Read A Book In Quarantine, And Yes, That Does Make Me Better Than You

Published March 23, 2021

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